[Spoken] "Project Phoenix Autonomous Intelligence Platform. Please remove the word 'prototype.' Please increase the logo by fifteen percent." [Verse] It drafts a note from bullet points, It finds a policy page. It cannot approve a customer, It cannot set a wage. It cannot close an invoice, It cannot judge a claim. But "assistant" lacks momentum, And "tool" sounds much too plain. The keynote screen turns midnight blue, The headline fills the frame. Aisha reads the final deck And barely knows the name. [Chorus] Autonomous by Marketing, A button becomes leadership When printed twelve feet high. Autonomous by Marketing, The smaller thing that we have built Has vanished from the slide. [Verse] The demonstration follows A carefully prepared request. The answer matches word for word The one they chose as best. "No human intervention," The presenter tells the room. Aisha raises one hand slowly: "I intervened all afternoon." The product page says "self-correcting." The test suite says "not run." The press release says "enterprise." The access role says "one." [Chorus] Autonomous by Marketing, A button becomes leadership When printed twelve feet high. Autonomous by Marketing, The smaller thing that we have built Has vanished from the slide. [Break] [Aisha] It recommends. It does not decide. [Marketing] That distinction won't fit the headline. [Aisha] It generates. It does not confirm. [Marketing] We can place that in the legal terms. [Instrumental Break] [Bridge] Victor approves: "Independent cognitive layer." Aisha adds: "Human review required." Marketing accepts the change, Then buries it in six-point grey. [Final Chorus] Autonomous by Marketing, A function becomes governance Before the first lyve trial. Autonomous by Marketing, You cannot make a system safe By making language shine. [Outro] The launch rehearsal ends. The giant word AUTONOMOUS Remains above the empty stage.